UNSINGLE – SPANKING – 6
Jo (DeDe Drake) tries to get Micheal (Tim Chiou) to try tantric sex in Episode 6 of UNSINGLE.
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UNSINGLE:
Created by: Minnie Goode
Written by: DeDe Drake
Directed by: Jeff Jenkins
Starring: DeDe Drake, Tim Chiou, Minnie Goode, Hanie Lynch, Kasey Mahaffy
Produced by: LadyPantz
Director of Photography: Tom Bailey
Camera Operator: Anthony Sansotta
Sound: Davidson Cole
Edited by: Daniel Reitzenstein
Colorist: Milton Adamon
Sound Mixer: Roger Mendoza
Music by: Gregory James Jenkins
Hair Stylist: Lynnae Duley
Production Assistant: Marshall Rainey
Special Thanks: Mocean Melvin
Lauren Pence
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EVERYTHING IS NICE
INT. JO AND MICHAEL’S APARTMENT – NIGHT
JO and MICHAEL are in bed reading. JO puts her book down and
looks over at MICHAEL. He does not stop reading. She stares
at him for awhile. Finally…
JO
Whatcha reading?
MICHAEL
(not paying attention)
Mm hmm.
JO
What? What?
MICHAEL
JO
I said WHAT are you reading, not
are you reading. I can see that you
are reading.
MICHAEL
It’s a book about schizophrenia in
children under the age of 10.
JO
Cool.
He goes back to reading. She pushes her boobs together and
wiggles closer to him.
JO (cont’d)
Wanna know what I was reading
about?
MICHAEL
Not really.
JO
It was a book about tantric sex.
MICHAEL
That’s nice.
JO
It’s NICE? We’ve been together for
seven years, don’t you want to try
something new?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
2.
MICHAEL
Joanna, will you please let me
read?
JO
Oooh, you used my full name. Am I
in trouble? Maybe I need a
spanking.
MICHAEL
Jo, you’re being childish.
JO
Do you think we’re in a rut?
MICHAEL
(sighs)
I think things are very nice the
way they are. I think they would be
even nicer if you would let me get
my work done.
Her computer rings. It’s EVE on Facetime. She picks up.
EVE
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHMYGOD.
JO
What? WHAT?! Are you OK?
EVE
Hold on, hold on, I’m calling
Katie.
The screen splits as Katie answers.
KATIE
What’s up ladies?
JO
Eve’s OhMyGodding…
KATIE
What? Why?
EVE
OH MY GOD OHMYGOD Loooook!!!!
She shoves her ring finger into the camera. KATIE begins
shrieking excitedly and JO looks shellshocked.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
3.
EVE (cont’d)
He totally did it!!! I had no
idea…Oh MY GOD I’m freaking
out!!! You guys, will you be my
bridesmaids?
KATIE
AAAGGGGHH Of course!!!!!
EVE
I gotta go…I’m gonna screw his
brains out.
KATIE
K…Love you. Congrats!
JO hangs up and closes her eyes.
JO
Goddamnit.
INT. KATIE AND BRADEN’S HOUSE – SAME
CUT TO:
KATIE and BRADEN are both jumping on the bed, with mud masks
on, holding hands and shrieking.
BRADEN
We’re gonna be bridesmaids!!!!
END